Want To Know Some Good Ways To Stalk People?
If you're going to stalk someone, always keep these helpful tips in mind:
1.) Make sure you know who it is you're stalking.
2.) Find out where the person lives and go there repeatedly.
3.) Make sure to follow the person around at school a lot.
4.) One of the most important steps! Make sure you feed the stalkee's dog pudding (vanilla...you don't want to kill it!) and goldfish crackers (the little Pepperidge Farms ones!) If the person you're stalking doesn't have a dog, find a different animal to feed like a possum or a fish (preferably named "Fluffy").
5.) Call their house repeatedly and leave weird messages on their machine.
6.) Sing the song "Heartbreaker" to them (either in person, on the phone, or if they're not home, leave a message!)
7.) Write poems and/or songs to them that include the following words/phrases: red jello, pasteurized cheese product, weasels, prune juice, W.W.S.S.D? (what would shotgun stever do?), etc.
8.) Give them a Geometry book.
9.) Get a huge bottle of water and dump it on him/her on Halloween.
10.) Ask Frank T. Dougford for forgiveness and then repeat steps 1-10!

Now you're a stalker! Congradulations! Aren't you proud? Actually, you're more likely confused, but that's ok! Most people are confused by me.

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"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."

Another cool quote.