Insanity Test!
Think you're crazy? Take this insanity test that my friends and I wrote to see if you really are as crazy as you think you are. So far, I have 95%. And I'm damn proud of it!

1.) Have you ever had your shoes put on top of a clock?
2.) Have you ever played a two player game of BS for an hour before realizing it DOESN'T work?
3.) Do you believe in the power of moo?
4.) Can you do an impression of a drowning cat that's hacking up a hairball, singing, AND doing the "Macarena" at the SAME TIME?
5.) Have you ever had your book (Geometry preferably) stuffed down someone else's pants that was called "The Baby"?
6.) Does barking give you freedom?
7.) Are you afraid the penguins are stealing your sanity?
8.) Have you been told your binder is a "pregnant cat"?
9.) Have you dreamed of M&M's and/or sheep that are trying to eat you?
10.) Do your cats talk to you or do you talk to them?
11.) Do you ask yourself W.W.S.S.D? everyday?
12.) Have you ever been called a squirrel?
13.) Have you ever spoken in Pig Latin for an entire day?
14.) Have you ever had elephantitus?
15.) Have you ever gotten tied to someone with duct tape?
16.) Have you ever eaten 400 mints at one time?
17.) Have you ever gone around asking people if they've seen a stuffed monkey go by whose name was Dunkin and who hated cheese? (Call 1-800-FREEMONKEY if you've seen him)
18.) Do you have a friend who LIKES to be called Chicken (a long with many other nicknames)?
19.) Have you ever stalked a gay hairdresser?
20.) Do you like to sing at the top of your lungs in public places?
21.) Have you ever gone up to some random person and asked them: "Do you like my Winky?"?
22.) When you go to the mall, do you dress in weird outfits to freak as many people out as you can? (For exaple: "Weird outfits" consist of 3-4 of the following: halo/wings, devil horns/tail, cat ears, fuzzy leopard-printed cowboy hats, fake lip/nose ring, weird glasses, etc.)
23.) Are you in love with a paper bag puppet named Chews?
24.) Do you believe that eternity ends on Friday (EVERY Friday)?
25.) Do you talk to your stuffed animals?
26.) Have you ever played card games with inanimate objects and LOST?
27.) Do you have arguments with people that include only the words "yes" and "no" for hours on end?
28.) Can you sit around a child's pretend camp fire and play with the toys and actually HAVE FUN?
29.) Are children more mature than you?
30.) Have you ever played a whole game of Risk by yourself?
31.) Have you ever memorized The Raven for fun?
32.) Do you have a friend with a seagull fetish?
33.) Do you dream that your friends are leperchauns?
34.) Do you believe in Frank T. Dougford?
35.) Are you a lame duck?
36.) Do you have big pants?
37.) Can you amuse yourself with a pen cap (NOT in the sick way :P)?
38.) Do you have "color wars"? (BLACK RULES!!! PINK SUCKS!!!)
39.) Do you shave and grease squirrels?
40.) Do you send your friends cards with sheep that are anally raping eachother? (Wonder who did that...)
41.) Have you ever invented your own form of writing in this past year?
42.) Do you believe that dolphins and lobsters will one day take over the world?
43.) Have you ever had discussions about making a movie called "Hairy Tuna VS Beefy Yogurt"?
44.) Have you ever looked up random words in a sign laguage book (like pineapple, sheep, cow, chicken, and naked)?
45.) Do you want to have Ms. Hayton's (or any other teacher's) baby?
46.) Do you own an anatomically correct inflatable sheep or know someone who does?
47.) Do you like to message random people and try your best to freak them out by talking about penguins, seagulls, the pinkness/blackness, etc?
48.) When someone starts trying to "freak you out" do you end up freaking them out instead?
49.) Have you ever watched a movie about killing and grinding up people into catfood at 4 o'clock in the morning?
50.) Do you have an invisible "It" that follows you around?
51.) Have you ever put in 65 songs on a jukebox (15 of which were of the song "Jesus Loves Me")?
52.) Have you ever had a sleeping bag war, "BattleBot" style?
53.) Do you like to stare at walls?
54.) Do you worship the god Frank T. Dougford from the sacred trashcan while trying to keep people from throwing garbage in it?
55.) Is there an "unholy pole" in the gazebo (gabezo) at your school?
56.) Have you ever watched the movie "The Monkey King" (it's in Japanese..or Chinese..)?
57.) Do you have a parent who goes on random "cream soda sprees" by buying like every single type of cream soda in the store?
58.) Do you have, or know anyone who has, a black and yellow fish fetish?
59.) Do you like to make up random songs about your friends?
60.) Have your friends made you completely paranoid?
61.) Are you, or do you know someone, who is a necrodendropompomphiliac?
62.) Do you like to bite your friends (or other random people)?
63.) Do you use one of your friends as a garbage can by throwing things down her shirt?
64.) Do you love chicken (not to eat)?
65.) Have you ever been to a furniture porn site?
66.) Do you have a lovely bunch of coconuts?
67.) Are you known by almost everyone at school for your weird reputation (like barking..hmm..could that be me..? nah..i NEVER bark..)?
68.) Do you know the answer to this joke: "What do you call a fish without an eye"?
69.) Have you ever had a dream about either a two-headed dog (one on each side of its body) or a dog that has cactus spines attached to it that's trying to kill you?
70.) Do you have conversations about the powers of dead fish and/or cats?
71.) Do you burn forks and/or other plastic silverware for fun?
72.) Do you like to make chirping noises while eating Peeps?
73.) Do you write random ass stories about armadillos, squirrels, prune juice, etc?
74.) Have you ever had a dream about werewolf dalmations, talking cats, tarzan-like dudes, or being stranded on a clay island with Mr. Potato Head?
75.) Do you have a "furry friend"?
76.) Do you worship Mike the Headless Chicken?
77.) Do you believe that pandas and squirrels are taking over the world?
78.) Would you ever give someone in our group a "sharp object"?
79.) Has anyone ever called you fucked up?
80.) Do you have a DigiGuppie?



Ok..you're done. Now..for every question you've answered yes to, give yourself one point. Divide by 80 and that's your level of insanity! (You have to make the decimal into a percent yourself). Well, congradulations! I no longer have a 100%, isn't that sad?!? The questions I answered no to were: #19 (but I'm going to soon!), #39, #40, and #45. Maybe you'll answer yes to those questions..but..most likely not!

If you know of any other questions I could add, email me (shedevil_rkg@hotmail.com in case you forgot or message me on icq: 38358529).